I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. But I can't think of anything to write about. I'm like the little engine that could. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. And I feel weird! Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. My mom said that she didn't care. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Help me! There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. Only if I had multiple personalities. Sorry if I complained a lot. (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. There was a sample essay online. This has been a weird day. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Think about it. My mother visited relatives. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . People need to make the time to waste time. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. I see. Where is the logic in this? But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Won't that be fun? You know you want to! Well. Kennedy?" Is anyone even reading this? We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! I'm back. And then the quality will rise. Are you happy? It's like this. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . HOLY WAX! I'm leavin', for now. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? There is a world where you were never born. Just like everyone else in my family. He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. And why do I even care? They couldn't stop laughing. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. It was sad. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. And absolutly NO air-pressure. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkners 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! It says that in black ander lime green! What's that? Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. It's not like I have anything better to do. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! The whole thing. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. Please read our disclosure for more info. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. ", and translated it to German. I know. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? Seeya! Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. We're not sure. Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Maybe I should use spell-check. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. Gee, I hope not! You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. We need to act now! VisitMy Modern Met Media. Because that would be impossible. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. Did you understand that? Advertisement. I'm back. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. YES, I'M YELLING! I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. It's just weird. Hits all right. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. i'm back. On video games. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. i felt sorry for my dad. AwwwwwI'm touched! Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. You don't know who Squirell is? Seeya. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Then I completly understand. ME: Yep. Do not MOCK me! This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. I can work with mistrust. No? i cannot feel my feet. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. World's largest sentence. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. I'm back! (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, this notorious sentence plays on reduced relative clauses, different part-of-speech readings of the same word, and center embedding. "Purified" water. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Wooooooo! Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. I now officially have proof that someone has been here! Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. Okay. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. It looks right. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). Now, don't get me wrong. Okay. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. And then go door to door distributing it. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. I sure am. I feel special. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! I'm back. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! I must really be desperate for something to do. I don't want year-round classes. I'm a genius. But does anyone test "pure" water? I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. I want an elective. 12083 is a mid length novelette. "a pokemon game. You haven't been paying attention have you? But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. in Books, Literature, Writing | March 14th, 2019 30 Comments. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? There are now longer sentences in English writing. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. Pastebin . Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? "Purified" water. Hits all right. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! It's not FAIR. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) 12 Dec 2012. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. Sleeping is fun. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. To Cheese Nips. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! Sometimes I just do this, you know? Why can't I have more readers?! (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Longest Sentence By Rebecca Jones, Arts Correspondent. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Or not. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. Which is what I do best. www.flaming-chickens.com! | 12.46 KB, JSON | BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! You'd have to find the end, of course. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. I'm back. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment!